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thecoolcats 🌟

a silly programmer on the internet

14 followers 15 following 81 posts 60 Posts 5 Reposts 16 Replies 255 likes 0 muting 4 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 ✕ tags 
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-24 14:43 🇺🇸
It is not okay to tell people who are upset about their bodies that they have nothing to be upset about because "all bodies are perfect" or whatever. People should be allowed to be upset, dissatisfied even. Shocking concept, I know.
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-24 00:20 🇺🇸
Philosophers have been pondering the question of the purpose of life for millennia, and never even thought to ask an Internet poly lesbian (she believes the purpose of life is to kiss your girlfriends).
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-12 01:34 🇺🇸
i wish i was someone's comfort person
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-11 14:28 🇨🇦
british lesbians: "i want a domme lesbian mummy to fuck me in the arse"
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-11 03:06 🇨🇦
the weird and wacky world of paper-related units
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thecoolcats 🌟 reposted 2026-05-11 02:02 🇨🇦
drprostate 🌟 2026-05-10 04:21 🇺🇸
I like this place because it’s relaxing to see the mish-mosh of various people talk before I go do human stuff.

It’s a beautiful variety of piss, philosophy, life anecdotes, existential questions, genital reminders, and niche hyperfixation expression (๑･̑◡･̑๑)
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-10 15:27 🇺🇸
Yet Another White Boy Tries to Own the Libs
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-10 01:23 🇨🇦
you can measure length in √(lbf/atm)
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-06 16:41 🇨🇦
im stuck between degradation kink and praise kink
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-05 23:28 🇨🇦
the minutes turn to hours, the hours to days, the days to months, the months to years
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-03 04:23 🇨🇦
i am an embarrassment
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-01 23:42 🇨🇦
im giving myself 1½
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-29 23:13 🇨🇦
conservatives valuing chatbots more than trans people
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-26 19:44 🇨🇦
"would you love me if i were a worm" would you love me if i had a dick
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-26 02:15 🇨🇦
you're not an egalitarian if you believe children should be dependent on their parents for access to healthcare. you're not an egalitarian if you believe in equality but only with conditions.
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-25 22:46 🇨🇦
they say comparison is the thief of joy but i never had any joy to steal to begin with
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thecoolcats 🌟 reposted 2026-04-22 22:21 🇨🇦
anarchoboy 🌟 2026-04-22 08:09 🇮🇪
i dont wanna be at home, i dont wanna be at school, i dont wanna be anywhere.


i wish i was never born
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-22 22:17 🇨🇦
all my problems would be solved if i chopped my genitals off and got injected with dangerously high amounts of estrogen
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thecoolcats 🌟 reposted 2026-04-21 23:21 🇨🇦
jealous
yxwqy 🌟 2026-04-21 17:25 🇨🇦
just got my second dose of puberty bloclers #poppingoff
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-19 18:24 🇺🇸
evolution selects for people with breeding kinks
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