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thecoolcats 🌟

a silly programmer on the internet

13 followers 14 following 79 posts 58 Posts 5 Reposts 16 Replies 248 likes 0 muting 4 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 ✕ tags 
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-12 01:34 🇺🇸
i wish i was someone's comfort person
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-11 14:28 🇨🇦
british lesbians: "i want a domme lesbian mummy to fuck me in the arse"
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-11 03:06 🇨🇦
the weird and wacky world of paper-related units
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thecoolcats 🌟 reposted 2026-05-11 02:02 🇨🇦
drprostate 🌟 2026-05-10 04:21 🇺🇸
I like this place because it’s relaxing to see the mish-mosh of various people talk before I go do human stuff.

It’s a beautiful variety of piss, philosophy, life anecdotes, existential questions, genital reminders, and niche hyperfixation expression (๑･̑◡･̑๑)
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-10 15:27 🇺🇸
Yet Another White Boy Tries to Own the Libs
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-10 01:23 🇨🇦
you can measure length in √(lbf/atm)
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-06 16:41 🇨🇦
im stuck between degradation kink and praise kink
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-05 23:28 🇨🇦
the minutes turn to hours, the hours to days, the days to months, the months to years
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-03 04:23 🇨🇦
i am an embarrassment
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-05-01 23:42 🇨🇦
im giving myself 1½
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-29 23:13 🇨🇦
conservatives valuing chatbots more than trans people
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-26 19:44 🇨🇦
"would you love me if i were a worm" would you love me if i had a dick
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-26 02:15 🇨🇦
you're not an egalitarian if you believe children should be dependent on their parents for access to healthcare. you're not an egalitarian if you believe in equality but only with conditions.
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-25 22:46 🇨🇦
they say comparison is the thief of joy but i never had any joy to steal to begin with
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thecoolcats 🌟 reposted 2026-04-22 22:21 🇨🇦
anarchoboy 🌟 2026-04-22 08:09 🇮🇪
i dont wanna be at home, i dont wanna be at school, i dont wanna be anywhere.


i wish i was never born
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-22 22:17 🇨🇦
all my problems would be solved if i chopped my genitals off and got injected with dangerously high amounts of estrogen
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thecoolcats 🌟 reposted 2026-04-21 23:21 🇨🇦
jealous
yxwqy 🌟 2026-04-21 17:25 🇨🇦
just got my second dose of puberty bloclers #poppingoff
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-19 18:24 🇺🇸
evolution selects for people with breeding kinks
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-18 19:24 🇺🇸
i am a cismisiac (cis(gender)-, -misia, -ac: a person prejudiced towards cisgender people)
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thecoolcats 🌟 2026-04-18 14:21 🇺🇸
antinatalist with a breeding kink
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