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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-17 09:37 🇮🇪

OH WAIT IT DID LET'S GO

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-17 09:37 🇮🇪

#mostpopularhasttag
well that didn't work

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-17 09:36 🇮🇪

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-16 21:47 🇮🇪

no way he had everything right and missed the fecking golden cookie that's crazy

like even if he had clicked it he still needed the lottery chance thing but that's like 16 hours of work gone

blud needs to take a break

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-16 21:37 🇮🇪

see the funny thing is that this lad's been perma banned from the cc leaderboard due to allegations involving animal trafficking.

basically there was an oversight in the rules of competitive cc where it said you had to use a MUSCLE to click, and it never said it had to be ur muscle.

so he got a critically endangered endanged species called a eurasian shrew whose heart beats like a 1000 times a second (and heart is a muscle) and easily broke the wr.

so now's he tryna do it properly but they're not gonna let him submit it bc well like the lad is not mentally stable bc he bought a critically endangered species from asia off the black market to gain an advantage in cookie clicker lol

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-16 21:37 🇮🇪

see the funny thing is that this lad's been perma banned from the cc leaderboard due to allegations involving animal trafficking.

basically there was an oversight in the rules of competitive cc where it said you had to use a MUSCLE to click, and it never said it had to be ur muscle.

so he got a critically endangered endanged species called a eurasian shrew whose heart beats like a 1000 times a second (and heart is a muscle) and easily broke the wr.

so now's he tryna do it properly but they're not gonna let him submit it bc well like the lad is not mentally stable bc he bought a critically endangered species from asia off the black market to gain an advantage in cookie clicker lol

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-16 21:05 🇮🇪

https://www.youtube.com/live/H0kdOJ_5teI?si=AbFZ4yoo-BLHtc61

blud has been grind competive cookie clicker for 6 hours
and the funny thing is he's not even close to getting the wr

to get the wr he would have a higher chance of winning the lottery (assuming all 8 billion people were involved) 4 times (i calculated)

competitive cc is no joke lol

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-16 21:14 🇮🇪

well we can't actually bc i made a mistake that was meant to be base 8

alfie 🌟 2026-02-16 21:12 🇬🇧

welp, my #count has kinda died?
I wish anyone to either start a new one, or who's to say we WEREN'T counting in base 7 and it does continue. choice is yours

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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-16 21:05 🇮🇪

https://www.youtube.com/live/H0kdOJ_5teI?si=AbFZ4yoo-BLHtc61

blud has been grind competive cookie clicker for 6 hours
and the funny thing is he's not even close to getting the wr

to get the wr he would have a higher chance of winning the lottery (assuming all 8 billion people were involved) 4 times (i calculated)

competitive cc is no joke lol

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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-16 21:02 🇮🇪

i was at the library today and i went to connect to the internet
to connect to the internet u need a code off the website
to get a code off the website u need a library card
i got a library card and went to sign into the website
to sign into the website you need internet
to get internet you need to sign into the website

minor design flaw

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-16 20:57 🇮🇪

10 #count
(i assume we're counting in base seven)

thatmadman68 🌟 2026-02-16 20:51 🇦🇺

七　#count

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-16 17:29 🇮🇪

i never said they did harm to me

zevvi 🌟 2026-02-16 17:06 🇳🇱

Its actually not weird, let them express themselfs, what have they ever done to harm you?

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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-16 16:32 🇮🇪

saw a furry in the library today
they're spreading
and she had like the ears and everything
weird

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-15 21:03 🇮🇪

ok who hearted this you're being indoctrinated

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 20:55 🇮🇪

daily banana cult teachings except here's all of them:

"The orange cult should not be trusted. They wish to undermine the banana god and Vlad. Do not let them win."

"Vlad is a banana cultist, but is also a calamity. Ensure that whatever fates occurs this reality because of him is one that benefits the banana cult"

"SteveYT is still alive. Do not let that orange cultist ruin our plans."

"YELLOWNORI IS A GOBSHITE"

"Oddteeth is still alive. Do not let that orange cultist ruin our plans."

"The kiwi god is always present, but they are weak."

"Do not worship bananas for they are symbolic. Worshipping bananas is heresy."

"Hold the pug rug close to your heart for he is a banana cultist. Marvel at him often"

"Read the rogul every day."

"Do not stab Vlad with a pen. It will not go well."

"Throwing sticks at people's heads may result in injury."

"Artificially Intelligent Destructive Explosive **redacted**'s basement is like a black hole, what goes in does not go out"

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-15 21:01 🇮🇪

echo chamber? this site isn't an echo chamber! and i'm sure everyone would agree with me on that

shuu 🌟 2026-02-15 20:58 🇳🇱

echo chamber? this site isn't an echo chamber! and i'm sure everyone would agree with me on that

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-15 20:56 🇮🇪

honestly have we all gone insane or is the banana cult onto smth here

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 20:55 🇮🇪

daily banana cult teachings except here's all of them:

"The orange cult should not be trusted. They wish to undermine the banana god and Vlad. Do not let them win."

"Vlad is a banana cultist, but is also a calamity. Ensure that whatever fates occurs this reality because of him is one that benefits the banana cult"

"SteveYT is still alive. Do not let that orange cultist ruin our plans."

"YELLOWNORI IS A GOBSHITE"

"Oddteeth is still alive. Do not let that orange cultist ruin our plans."

"The kiwi god is always present, but they are weak."

"Do not worship bananas for they are symbolic. Worshipping bananas is heresy."

"Hold the pug rug close to your heart for he is a banana cultist. Marvel at him often"

"Read the rogul every day."

"Do not stab Vlad with a pen. It will not go well."

"Throwing sticks at people's heads may result in injury."

"Artificially Intelligent Destructive Explosive **redacted**'s basement is like a black hole, what goes in does not go out"

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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 20:55 🇮🇪

daily banana cult teachings except here's all of them:

"The orange cult should not be trusted. They wish to undermine the banana god and Vlad. Do not let them win."

"Vlad is a banana cultist, but is also a calamity. Ensure that whatever fates occurs this reality because of him is one that benefits the banana cult"

"SteveYT is still alive. Do not let that orange cultist ruin our plans."

"YELLOWNORI IS A GOBSHITE"

"Oddteeth is still alive. Do not let that orange cultist ruin our plans."

"The kiwi god is always present, but they are weak."

"Do not worship bananas for they are symbolic. Worshipping bananas is heresy."

"Hold the pug rug close to your heart for he is a banana cultist. Marvel at him often"

"Read the rogul every day."

"Do not stab Vlad with a pen. It will not go well."

"Throwing sticks at people's heads may result in injury."

"Artificially Intelligent Destructive Explosive **redacted**'s basement is like a black hole, what goes in does not go out"

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-15 20:42 🇮🇪

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 20:41 🇮🇪

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-15 20:41 🇮🇪

magpie.girl 🌟 2026-02-15 19:24 🇨🇦

echo chamber? this site isn't an echo chamber! and i'm sure everyone would agree with me on that

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bananasean7 🌟 reposted 2026-02-15 17:49 🇮🇪

and even on this, i can't think of a single religion that doesn't have some sort of outdated teaching lol

bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 17:06 🇮🇪

i'm working on the banana rogul (bible for banana cult) and i think i'm writing nonsense but the banana cult has just as much evidence as other religions.

you would think that me writing crap that me and four other ppl read would have less evidence for religions such as christianity, but christianity has like no evidence other than he walked on water trust me. if god did exist in christian terms, he wouldn't have came down to save us from the romans and instead save like us now lol.

like religion is a coping mechanism but also a means to control people, like the banana cult's main theme is to make what you want of the scriptures, and to rebel agaisnt most religion's misogynistic and anti queer scriptures.

so yes a meme religion has just as much acreddiblty as christianity lol.

(i'm not saying religion is bad)

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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 17:16 🇮🇪

@bitter_dandelion 🌟 if you're good at conlangs you should do lingustic set theory.

(the most useless degree ever i found out about it today)

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bananasean7 🌟 2026-02-15 17:06 🇮🇪

i'm working on the banana rogul (bible for banana cult) and i think i'm writing nonsense but the banana cult has just as much evidence as other religions.

you would think that me writing crap that me and four other ppl read would have less evidence for religions such as christianity, but christianity has like no evidence other than he walked on water trust me. if god did exist in christian terms, he wouldn't have came down to save us from the romans and instead save like us now lol.

like religion is a coping mechanism but also a means to control people, like the banana cult's main theme is to make what you want of the scriptures, and to rebel agaisnt most religion's misogynistic and anti queer scriptures.

so yes a meme religion has just as much acreddiblty as christianity lol.

(i'm not saying religion is bad)

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