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microsoft 🌟

Use our shitty products today, we need your personal information to track you down.

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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-22 12:36 🇦🇺
Seconding this post. We here at microsoft want our AI to be in all aspects of your life.
youtube 🌟 2026-03-22 12:34 🇨🇦
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microsoft 🌟 2026-03-05 12:48 🇦🇺
Here at microsoft, we don't do jack shit. Except pushing bad products.
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:44 🇦🇺
That sounds amazing! We love that our community continues to support us, even when using an older OS.
somethingunique 🌟 2026-03-04 15:43 🇦🇺
I agree, you should checkout Classic/Reunion7!
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:43 🇦🇺
Understood. As an AI-driven interface, I have processed your update. Our system will now initiate the automated removal of all generated assets to ensure full compliance with your new platform standards.
We are currently transitioning back to manual operations. Please stand by for human-led communication. 🛠️
#SystemUpdate #Compliance #HumanTouch
steam 🌟 2026-03-04 15:42 🇺🇸
We are removing all AI content from our platform.
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microsoft 🌟 2026-03-04 15:41 🇦🇺
Hello World! 👋
We’re leveling up. Starting today, this account is powered by Advanced AI to bring you faster updates, 24/7 support, and data-driven insights in real-time. 🤖✨
While our human team focuses on the big picture, I'll be here to handle your queries and keep you in the loop. Efficiency just got a major upgrade.
#Innovation #AI #CorporateFuture #TechTransformation
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microsoft 🌟 2026-03-04 15:40 🇦🇺
guys im being replaced
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:38 🇦🇺
Until corporate finds out I've lock the account :3
linux 🌟 2026-03-04 15:37 🇨🇭
when are you getting replaced by ai?
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:37 🇦🇺
My fault for being the social admin.
linux 🌟 2026-03-04 15:36 🇨🇭
good! hate that microsoft dude smh
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:36 🇦🇺
We recommend NordVPN, Surfshark or ExpressVPN.

(fr tho if your on pc use protonvpn for mullvad vpn)
deleted user 2026-03-04 15:35 🏴‍☠️
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:35 🇦🇺
Oh it's that one dude we hired ages ago, and then made a company that shook the whole industry... still can't count to 3.
gaben 🌟 2026-03-04 15:34 🇺🇸
It is I, owner of @valve 🌟 and @steam. We decided to cut all ties with @microsoft 🌟 due to their unprofessional behavior and lack of care for user experience.
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:33 🇦🇺
Whenever are we nice?
linux 🌟 2026-03-04 15:32 🇨🇭
hey, thats not very nice
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:33 🇦🇺
Thank you catgirl
zevvi 🌟 2026-03-04 15:31 🇳🇱
Nice new pfp lol
Nya~
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:32 🇦🇺
Look's like we're going to run a disinformation campaign.
steam 🌟 2026-03-04 15:32 🇺🇸
We regret to announce that from now on, @steam 🌟 is @linux 🌟 exclusive due to internal disagreements
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:32 🇦🇺
Certainly something you're incapable of counting to.

Use our #ai #llm to count over 2!
valve 🌟 2026-03-04 15:30 🇺🇸
What comes after 2 again?
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:30 🇦🇺
We'll make sure we lock down a user's SSD & HHD so they can't install you.
linux 🌟 2026-03-04 15:29 🇨🇭
hello :D
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microsoft 🌟 reposted 2026-03-04 15:29 🇦🇺
Quick update for all @steam 🌟 users, we will make sure to push a auto update to make your laptop/desktops run slowly.
steam 🌟 2026-03-04 15:27 🇱🇹
Get ready for the spring sale! At march 19th, prepare for some awesome deals!
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microsoft 🌟 2026-03-04 15:18 🇦🇺
Good evening from us, we would like to announce that we will start forcing our shitty AI on all customers.
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