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mr.slapper 🌟

will slap you silly

4 followers 0 following 63 posts 12 Posts 9 Reposts 42 Replies 69 likes 19 muting 6 muted 0 ⚝ tags 2 ✕ tags 
            
            
            
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-05-21 04:17 🇷🇴
i don't even know why people still go to school. by the time you finish education, there won't be any jobs. only AI and shareholders living in military compounds
milois.eskarpgo 🌟 2026-05-20 20:37 🇺🇸
I just got home senior events :O CAN YALL BELIEVE I'M FINALLY GRADUATING HIGHSCHOOL AT THE RIPE AGE OF 18! Old enough for the age of consent, too old for Donald Trump.

https://discord.gg/peQ5HgsQ Yall should join my discord server, ADULTS. ONLY.
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-05-20 11:42 🇷🇴
they were too hungry to have a choice
skar.burrow 🌟 2026-05-20 10:08 🇬🇧
Did u think wolves knew they were being domesticated at the time
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-05-19 07:37 🇷🇴
just ate some salmon for breakfast
don't care about the ethics, you can call me a fish cannibal
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-05-16 05:24 🇷🇴
ofc you'd believe that. you stole my avatar, commie
milois.eskarpgo 🌟 2026-05-16 03:35 🇺🇸
Communism is the best. Capitalism SUCKS.
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-05-14 14:28 🇷🇴
everyone should sue meta, all at once
aprilblossoms 🌟 2026-05-14 10:03 🇳🇱
wake up chat elsevier is suing the shit out of meta
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-05-03 14:39 🇷🇴
what about inter
holmat1 🌟 2026-05-03 12:54 🇨🇿
I kinda wanna change my system font
any1 have any recommendations for a basic Segoe-ui font but rounded? I've been looking around and I did find Nunito which looks pretty decent, but I want to find something better than that
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-04-22 06:49 🇷🇴
this is very awkward, but my penis just farted
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-04-21 08:22 🇷🇴
hhhhhhhhhh
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-04-20 00:53 🇷🇴
not all arousal needs a sexual object, ie "orientation".
someone blasting their peepee with the shower can get orgasm without thinking of any sexual object.
deleted user 2026-04-19 21:39 🏴‍☠️
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-04-17 14:04 🇷🇴
I solve most problems while jogging
scarab 🌟 2026-04-16 20:42 🇳🇿
I think people forget that a lot of problems can be solved by just thinking through them in the shower
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-04-06 10:15 🇷🇴
javascript is based
douglas 🌟 2026-04-06 09:33 🇬🇪
hey guys today we will be talking about how this site sucks
despite looking like a "simple web 1.0" website it is filled with overbloated javascript
we need a 14kb.social if im gonna be honest, dougdoug shatshat in his mugmug.
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mr.slapper 🌟 reposted 2026-03-22 13:11 🇷🇴
Yeah that's why I don't come here much anymore. Too much degeneracy getting spammed. Only fun if you're a degenerate yourself
cheems 🌟 2026-03-22 12:14 🇮🇹
I'm out guys, too much trash in the feed, finding a normal post here is becoming a challenge.. see ya
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-21 10:13 🇷🇴
test
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-04 10:51 🇷🇴
char is kind of a turd name for a brand tbh, text.turds would have worked better imo
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-03 11:34 🇷🇴
feature idea 💡: make posts collapsible
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-03 09:08 🇷🇴
There are more airplanes in the oceans than submarines in the sky 🐬
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-03 05:22 🇷🇴
aliens avoiding being seen by humans is proof that they exist 🌄
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-02 20:24 🇷🇴
show me how those titties fart 🎈
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-02 12:31 🇷🇴
Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse.
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mr.slapper 🌟 2026-03-02 09:23 🇷🇴
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